Hi there. Now that I’ve been executed from Gawker, how do I get to be a commenter again. Surely, there is someone I could offer to blow.
Let me know if I can comment again.
Thanks.
Kelly Kreth
My reply: send n00d pix plz
Her: Ha! Considering my breasts are already up on Gawker, I think that should not only make me a lifetime commenter, but also one with TWO stars.
Me: link?
Her: http://gawker.com/371456/the-narrative-arc-of-kelly-kreths-breasts
Me: awesome, ok well first off all, this is richard BLAKELEY, not richard
LAWSON, so i can’t un-ban you, i can however give you a new comment
invite in the meantime so you can continue to talk shit while your
main account is banned.
Her: can’t we just say I put the “CUTE” back in “EXECUTE,” give me commenting privs. and call it a day?
Although, I will ONLY consider commenting again if you figure out a way to make me the only person with 2 stars.
Me: i am just the video guy, i can’t un-ban you. i just told you that.
Her: wait! Then WHO is: xxx@gmail.com who responded saying I just needed to send “n00d pics.”
I explained to him and will to you that my tits are ALREADY on Gawker and have been written about.
Now let’s say I put the “CUTE” back in “EXECUTE” and bring back my original commenting name, but this time with TWO stars next to it, k?
Subject: thanks for the Via
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Tyler Gray | Senior Editor, RADAR Magazine
Dear Richard,
I know you said you were not feeling so hot today, so I wanted to email you and say feel better! I have become a devoted reader of your Gawker contributions, and you never fail to make ME feel better every time you post. You had me at your cousin oliver avatar! No one can skewer all my favorite pop culture guilty pleasures with brilliant references to 80s cartoons quite like you. You have already made me crack up many times today.
Thanks! (and I hope you’re feeling better)
~Naveen~
(commenter: naifmonger)
Oh, this is Rich, Rich.
I work out at Equinox in Chelsea (I know, hardy har har, etc. I live in the neighborhood. And I’m a homosexualist.) and see Chace Crawford there almost every evening during prime cruising hours. His presence has finally sent at least one of the Chelsea Equinox gehs into hysterics. Someone has apparently posted a missed connection posing as Crawford (he of the perpetual “gray tee with a green cap”—I guess, nay, hope, GG pays well enough for Equi-laundry service) pining away for a black betanktopped stud of questionable relationship status.
I’m not totally convinced that he’s on the, ahem, straight and narrow per his steam room visits. But I refuse to believe—no matter how much his mouth-breathing, non-weight-racking behavior might suggest otherwise—he’s bold and stupid enough to out himself on craigslist. That is an act saved for VGL bros who want to get some beers and see what happens, their GFs being OOT and all.
Clearly, someone needs to contact JC Chasez for comment. The posting is linked and pasted below.
xoxo,
GG
Meatpacking Equinox - Tuesday night - m4m - 22 (Chelsea)
You were lifting in a black tank top and black Adidas pants. I was wearing a gray tee with a green cap. I’m not sure if you were working out with your boyfriend or if he was just a friend - either way, you’re a stud. I’m a fairly recognizable actor, so I didn’t want to approach you on the gym floor - but now I find myself wishing that I had waited around for you in the locker room - or something.
Msg me if you see this - hope to see you again.
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 654968063
Thank you for including my Glaring Omission. Love the site, feels wonderful to be able to make a contribution of any sort and in return receive so many helpful suggestions and thoughtful feedback from the commentators.
~Libby
She must be talking about this. Text from post below.
Someone forwarded this email to us, for some reason: “Funny you should say the beach, yep that is our plan. hawaii, very small and quaint. The entire trip for everyone invited is paid for by him. His name is [redacted] (haha) he is from [redacted], went to harvard and is a venture capitalist. he makes SERIOUS $$$$. I’m talking in the hundreds of millions. he has 2 pvt lehr jets, one of which he asked me to pick out the interior color. (I chose gray) anyway, honestly $$ in his case matters very little. he is the sweetest most amazing man i’ve ever met. We met on match.com believe it or not. he found me actaully. His first email was titled: Hola from san fran. amongst all the emails i got daily i found his to be the most sincere and kind. so we started chatting and then phone calls and he asked me to marry him!! i’m in the process of picking out my ring. pink, princess cut 7 carat set in platinum. i have to out do [redacted]’s ring from [redacted]!!! lol did you know she is also getting marrie d?? we’re trying to plan it so we are pregnant together. this whole thing is i’m sure very amusing to all who know me well. I never thought i would meet the man of my dreams and here I am. I can’t even believe it’s happening to me to be honest i have to pinch myself. I am THE luckiest girl in the world. He also has a horse running in the derby this year (we think) we find out tonight if it’s in or not, i will let you know. if so i am going to be on TV in the owners box. I don;t think the horse is a favorite but we’ll see it’s name is [redacted]
So life is grand!! what about you?? whats up??”