24th
WTF Is A Homosexualist?
Oh, this is Rich, Rich.
I work out at Equinox in Chelsea (I know, hardy har har, etc. I live in the neighborhood. And I’m a homosexualist.) and see Chace Crawford there almost every evening during prime cruising hours. His presence has finally sent at least one of the Chelsea Equinox gehs into hysterics. Someone has apparently posted a missed connection posing as Crawford (he of the perpetual “gray tee with a green cap”—I guess, nay, hope, GG pays well enough for Equi-laundry service) pining away for a black betanktopped stud of questionable relationship status.
I’m not totally convinced that he’s on the, ahem, straight and narrow per his steam room visits. But I refuse to believe—no matter how much his mouth-breathing, non-weight-racking behavior might suggest otherwise—he’s bold and stupid enough to out himself on craigslist. That is an act saved for VGL bros who want to get some beers and see what happens, their GFs being OOT and all.
Clearly, someone needs to contact JC Chasez for comment. The posting is linked and pasted below.
xoxo,
GG
Meatpacking Equinox - Tuesday night - m4m - 22 (Chelsea)
You were lifting in a black tank top and black Adidas pants. I was wearing a gray tee with a green cap. I’m not sure if you were working out with your boyfriend or if he was just a friend - either way, you’re a stud. I’m a fairly recognizable actor, so I didn’t want to approach you on the gym floor - but now I find myself wishing that I had waited around for you in the locker room - or something.
Msg me if you see this - hope to see you again.
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