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Send n00ds please, kthxbi!

Hi there. Now that I’ve been executed from Gawker, how do I get to be a commenter again. Surely, there is someone I could offer to blow.
 
Let me know if I can comment again.
 
Thanks.
 
Kelly Kreth

My reply: send n00d pix plz

Her: Ha! Considering my breasts are already up on Gawker, I think that should not only make me a lifetime commenter, but also one with TWO stars.

Me:  link?

Her: http://gawker.com/371456/the-narrative-arc-of-kelly-kreths-breasts

Me: awesome, ok well first off all, this is richard BLAKELEY, not richard
LAWSON, so i can’t un-ban you, i can however give you a new comment
invite in the meantime so you can continue to talk shit while your
main account is banned.

Her: can’t we just say I put the “CUTE” back in “EXECUTE,” give me commenting privs. and call it a day?
 
Although, I will ONLY consider commenting again if you figure out a way to make me the only person with 2 stars.

Me: i am just the video guy, i can’t un-ban you. i just told you that.

Her: wait! Then WHO is: xxx@gmail.com who responded saying I just needed to send “n00d pics.”
 
I explained to him and will to you that my tits are ALREADY on Gawker and have been written about.
 
Now let’s say I put the “CUTE” back in “EXECUTE” and bring back my original commenting name, but this time with TWO stars next to it, k?